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Stitch

A stitch as in "stitch incoming" refers to a TikTok mechanic where the author first plays a different video in fullscreen before inserting theirs. The TikTok editing tool used is called 'Stitch' because it helps 'stitching' video's together. To avoid their audience from skipping the video because they do not recognize the authors post, the author puts the warning "stitch incoming" over the copied video.
"I didn't recognize it was his post because of the stitch."
by Bepop May 17, 2023
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synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
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Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"
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Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025
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Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.
One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.
by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023
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I’ve stitched my bumhole up

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
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