Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.
John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.
by Crin March 1, 2009
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Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010
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A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009
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Get the Puff Status mug.When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011
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by hipposaur March 15, 2009
Get the Status Slap mug.Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.
Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.
I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.
I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.
Mike W pro statuses everyday
I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.
I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.
Mike W pro statuses everyday
by Soccerdies January 9, 2009
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