Back Stabber

One who pretends that they want to be with you but are only using you to get away from a current relationship, and then will dump you as soon as they find another sucker to take them in.

Dude, don't let that back stabber Amanda anywhere near the internet. She'll only use it to find an excuse to ditch you.

by Kneon September 5, 2013

Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008

stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.

Yo woman look at that stubble

by Cock April 9, 2005

butt stabber

A homosexual male. Someone who likes to "stab" another up the butt.

That guy is such a "butt stabber."

by DJDave February 9, 2007

very stable genius

How a very unstable non-genius President describes himself in middle-of-the-night rage tweets.

“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star .to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!“

by thechale April 24, 2018

stabler

a being who enjoys rimming much older beings

james rimmed mr farr, he's such a stabler!

by thatwouldbetelling January 11, 2008

Mushroom Stabber

Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.

Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.

by The Swami February 12, 2005