d squared

adj. - stands for dracula dick (d^2), when for some reason you are pissing blood -

DeMontrell: Yo dogg, I'm D squared for real.

Friend: Damn that sucks.

by Tru-damie August 24, 2006

Scared

A word that describes a feeling people get when they have been busted in serious crimes against not only the american people but myself ..I'm contacting federal agents to take over this matter and appointing a federal lawyer to handle the case ..good luck

Dont be scared jail isn't that bad

by Rollin thunder November 26, 2018

Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.

Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared

by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008

PBJ Squared

Stands for peanut butter, jelly and jizz sandwich. Before performing any sort of sexual act (i.e. fucking in any hole, rj's, bj's, tj's, ej's, or jj's) lay out two pieces of bread next to each other, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Right before ejaculation pull your skeet cannon out and shoot your knucle children all over the bread with the jelly. Put the bread with peanut butter on top of the piece with jelly and jizz. Enjoy them on the spot or cut the sandwich into four, put them on some nice china, cover them with saran wrap and bring them to a cocktail party.

Mary: "Wow! I love what you've done with these PBJ squared's! They are so zesty! Were you fucking up the butt?

Thomas: "No, the bitch was Mexican."

by UCP_4_life June 15, 2009

f squared

Flirt Fighting. When two people (usually a guy and girl) fight each other. Although this seems to be a bad thing, the fighting is a hint that the two people actually like each other.

-Look at John and Megan fighting!

-F squared!

by marmosetboy March 27, 2010

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

d4 squared

A area in dublin 16 (knocklyon, rathfarnham etc.) where it is filled with posh snobs that are loaded with cash.
Just like actual d4's they hang out at dundrum where they spend all of their daddy's money in shops like tommy hilfiger, harvey nichols etc.
They are always seen wearin abercrombie, american eagle and hollisters hoodies, aswell as the girls sporting the usual uggs and dubes and the boys wearing brown dubes.
They ALL love rugby and attend the local discos every few weeks (judes, wesley). here they score other people and most likely get drunk.
d4's or d4 squared have a certain way of talking.
For example, instead of using the word 'right' they say roysh and "oh my god" will become OMG!

d4 squared language:
"omg i was loyk out at wesley, roysh, and this totally hot guy came up to me and loyk started to chat me up. after a while, roysh, i scored him and gave him my number! OMG!"

by laura walsh July 23, 2007