smurfjob

When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.

Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?

by aerostotle January 16, 2012

Empire Smurf Building

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

smurfing

Purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.

They're off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.

by J T Ripper July 2, 2005

Smurfing

Buying up the maximum allowed quantities of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.

After drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing

by brap April 4, 2009

smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

by Sboat09 January 9, 2009

the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.

Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.

by Afi K. James October 30, 2003