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spantex

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.
Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.
by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009
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chuff shunter

Chuff is a woman's genitalia and, the act of 'shunting' the chuff is carried out by a woman in the absence of any tackle to penetrate her, therefore a Chuff Shunter is a lesbian.
On seeing 2 lesbians holding hands or kinoodling: 'Check out the chuff shunters...'
by Emily_Hat May 23, 2006
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Scunter

a dirty or untidy patron at a bar or night-club. Word is a combination of "scummy" and "punter". First used, I believe, by staff at the University of Canterbury Students Union to describe some of the untidy patrons. Was once put on the blackboard at the main entrance to a "stein" (Live gig). It was written "No Scunters" and attracted a lot of questions from curious students.
"Lets not let that scunter in."
"Check those scunters out."
by the bogun April 2, 2010
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spunt

Spamming cunt: a cunt (IE a cockbadger) that spams (messageboards or email)
that distinguished colleague from nigeria is a real spunt
by Chris Badger October 8, 2003
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spinterest

Spinterest is when housewives go the gym and slowly pedal the stationary bike while flipping through Pinterest posts on their cell phones. Spinterest is a combination of the word spinning (intense stationary cycling) and Pinterest.
Honey, I’m going to the gym and do some Spinterest.”
by AccountingDroid May 31, 2017
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spurter

A wanker/masturbator. Someone who doesn't get regular sex.
"That cunt's a spurter"
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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