Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

Spontoon

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

by Splitter March 19, 2005

Smotton

A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.

'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'

by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007

spootoast

When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it.

Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon

by Spootoast June 18, 2008

Scottobahn

A section of I-55 through Illinois between Joliet and Bloomington often used by long distance commuters as a top speed test track.

This guy flew by me on the Scottobahn

by SpeedyG7 August 6, 2009

Spotted wang

A penis with lots of freckles on it

Girl: hey can we talk?
Guy: sure about what?
Girl: my friend told me you have a spotted wang is that true?
Guy: FUCK OFF ITS NORMAL

by Epixzdude May 23, 2016

Spatton

Someone enormously fat and lies about people to make them feel bad about them.

They also are known for getting dogged by lesbians.

Sean got "spattoned" last week

by kularFN August 24, 2017