Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Spotted

Spotted or Spotting is a game where one male tries to ejaculate onto a spot on another male's body (back, forehead, armpit etc)

Kevin is really good at being spotted.
His aim the other day was amazing

by 6IXSIDE LAWD January 27, 2023

Shotten

If you are shot in the past.

He shotten the target multiple times.

by Lukesman March 14, 2023

Slottensplain

When someone explains the rules of a boardgame so poorly that the game is practically unplayable. Often new rules will be explained late in the game when they become advantageous for the explainer. The outcome of these games should be questioned and all disparities in the game play should be called out loudly as "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"

See Frasiersplain

When Stevephen explained how to play Alien Frontiers, he omitted that there was another power tile to take until it was his turn. "SLOTTENSPLAINED!"

by boardgamebandit August 14, 2024

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

sputten

A racial slur towards indians, middle easterners,and aborigines of Australia. Often a replacement for "curry muncher".

yo this bitch choked curry on my dick last night. fuckin sputten!

by ghostpie May 6, 2024

Spitten

this term acknowledges the person who is receiving or dealing with ill intentions of someone else's spiteful behavior. adjective

when you are being actively spited on, you are spitten.

by Funkjr85 March 3, 2026