Smooft

When an item is cool, fresh and soft like a babies bottom

Yo dog dat polo is smooft. Were u get dat?

by Uniquis Sugason September 18, 2009

Spoof

The sexual act of shoving cocaine up someone's ass.

I heard that Father O' Brien got spoofed by the Pope.

by iitc August 28, 2018

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

by Stiltch June 30, 2011

volley of spoonter

another word for a cumshot.

I hit Michelle in the eye with my volley of spoonter.

by de-pube March 8, 2022

spoof

a parody of a TV show, historical event, video game, etc.

VideogameDC.com is all about spoofs on video games.

by Light Joker September 29, 2004

Spoof

Most commonly refers to a parody, less commonly refers to a meth pipe.

Did you see SNLs spoof of Sarah Palin? it was hilarious.

Me and my buddy bought a eightball, and we were hitting the spoof all night.

by Cruxwillow August 17, 2009

spootie

Spootie is that clearish greasy liquid that comes out sometimes when you fart.

Hey spootie-head you stink!

by Anonymous October 7, 2003