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1) Billy Crystal
2) A homeless man who once worked as a photographer for Berkeley Preparatory School (Berkeley Prep) but was fired in 1992 in order for Bryan Manicchia to gain monopoly on Berkeley Photos, and then do an even worse job. He changed his name to Billy Crystal in order to attract attention to himself and enhance his modeling career, but with no luck. Desperate, he wrote the song "Papi Papi, Papi Chulo" but forgot to copywrite it, so the "artist", Lorna, stole it from him and took credit.
He then tried modeling again, and changed his name to Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp, but failed, once again, as a model. Down on life, he returned to Berkeley Preparatory School and lives in the underground tunnels of the Lykes Center. When travelling around campus, he feigns a Sage cook by wearing their green uniform, white apron, and a chefs hat. He creates chaos and havok by tampering with Berkeley's air conditioning, computer network, weather machine, and he sometimes poisons the sage food (but Berkeley covers this up easily because it is usually only pre-kindergarteners who die).
One can identify this man by the chef's hat (which Sage cooks do not typically wear around) or the sinister look of despair in his eyes. (note: Mr. Taylor does not wear a chef's hat).

See also Randy Newton, who is entirely unrelated but just as sinister.
"Well, another lower pre-k'er died today."
"Shame..."
"Yeah. What is that, 12 now?"
"13 in five years."
"I thought sage only came about two years ago."
"He dressed as a Chinese teacher named Mr. Chai back then."
"Oh, that sly fox!"
"Yep, Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp really is a sneaky son of a gun."
by Mike Jobbs May 9, 2005
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SOA (Sons Of Adam)

" SOA" Not to be confused with the show or Sons Of Allah is a republican political religious group who claim to strive for a better future by cyber bullying people they deem "sinners" or targeting people for money which goes to another group Known as SOAR and another known as DOA (Descendants of Adam)
Hey Bro some fags from SOA (Sons Of Adam) made this girl kill herself"
by Forchpork123 February 24, 2022
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sponser

A word typically used by the inbred and/or ignorant. This is a variation of the word "sponsor" in which the sponsor mistreats the sponsored in a manner that leads to the sponsor crying like a girl. This sort of behavior tends to bring out the true feminine nature of said sponsor in which he/she manipulates the sponsored and ultimately handles the problem (in which said sponsor created) like a female on the rag.
Good: "Yeah dude Vortex is my sponsor and they hook me up with sick deals on sprockets and rearsets!! I love those guys!!"

Bad: "Uhh.. yeah.. my SPONSER just voided my contract and called the cops on me because he had a dildo stuck up his ass."
by jamjeezyweezy January 19, 2010
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spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.
I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!
by koolcharm October 18, 2015
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spon

A term coined by The Goons for their BBC radio series.
Ref: The Spon Plague (Series 8, 3 March 1958)
by haiqu April 5, 2005
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sponaballs

a man with rather large testicles and a gargantuous membrane to accompany them. this man is usually very attractive and has mad game with the ladies. it is believed that he has hooked up with the entire alaphabet(of ladies last names).
"you see sponaballs over there, i heard his balls are huge."
"yeah well i heard he boinked a Z..."
"bro, real talk?"
"real talk..."
by dookie lips December 21, 2008
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e-sponsibility

the particular burden of obligation as it pertains to updating Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, blogs, etc.
I have so many blogs, I don't think I'll join Twitter. I have enough e-sponsibility as it is.
by Giorgioooooo December 15, 2008
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