sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

SPLOONER

It means dick/cock/penis/weiner/schlong/twittleStick

"I am male I have a SPLOONER"

by CRONGLE December 29, 2025

Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.

I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned

by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky

The term to describe weird and unique dance moves, mostly strange and uncommon moves,
It originated back In early June 2021, when security camera footage captured footage of a man running up to the porch of famous American singer K. Michelle, performing the "wobbly knees" dance move.

Lad: (Does Dance)

Lad 2: Dang he doin’ dat Yoinky Sploinky

by Markalius February 26, 2022

yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022