Spontaboner

When you get an erection without stimulation.

Self explanatory. Spontaboner.

by Dawft Whitbwah January 2, 2012

Splinterbutt

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013

splondifirous

Adj.

A word that can be transmutated into any conceivable form in order to portray the subject in the highest possible manner.

I went blind shortly after seeing Sara for the first time; as she was the most splondifirous human being that I ever layed eyes upon.

by Aqua NEW January 5, 2014

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015

shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018

splenticerious

That feeling you get when you look into your kitchen cupboards, expecting the usual munch, but actually find some sweet ass foodstuffs. The joy of knowing that for that one moment the universe has got your back.

Man she makes me feel splenticerious!

by Fishtangle March 17, 2019