Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017

The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

by The Splinter March 23, 2021

split ewok

a hairy punani, muff, or beaver

"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

split stump

An exposed ass crack.

Look at that split stump over there.

by damug August 13, 2016