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Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

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"man, my smiley face got splinched"
by nungababy February 4, 2009
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Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters
by Fart splinters October 2, 2017
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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split ewok

a hairy punani, muff, or beaver
"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"
by glasrauch April 8, 2003
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split stump

by damug August 13, 2016
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