Betta Splendens

A very well-known and common fish little kids and Karens keep in 1 litre wine bottles.

Karen: I've been taking care of Betta Splendens for 32 years and I can confidently tell you that they do ABSOLUTELY fine inside flower pots and Starbucks coffee cups.

Fishkeeper: no.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

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Cougarlicious-splendicious

A syndrome, in which a person is often attracted to people in content from previous generations (e.g 1980s films) and obviously realise that now that person is old enough to be their mother/father or maybe even their grandmother/grandfather

Wow! That woman is quite attractive. Oh wait, that was her in 1963. She now lives in a care home and craps herself every 2 minutes. Guess I have a grade A case of Cougarlicious-splendicious

by CaptainAjamier January 30, 2021

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Speng

The most complex language in East Asia. Founded by the Spengus Kahn.

Person #1: Did you hear Thanos lost his infinity stone?
Person #2: Yatikov al baila! (in Speng)

by BiloMyGundlach November 8, 2018

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splendiferous

when someone does something that could be described as splendid

'the way you kick that ball is splendiferous!'

by Paj December 28, 2005

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splendid

a past tense verb, see examples for context

"I got so splendid last night"

"he was splendid like I've never seen anyone splendid before"

"hey, want to get absolutely splendid tonight?"

"splendyyyyyy"

"fuck my pet ferret splendid all over my hat"

"that was mother fucking splendid ass chocolate for math class riding a horse shaped like a chair"
"the popcorn was splendid, and so were we"

by splendy advocate October 6, 2019

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