sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 11, 2006

Fiery Sphincter

A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.

When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!

by echo64 July 15, 2007

Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.

A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.

by Casey_Australia October 13, 2008

sphinctermeter

The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.

Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.

William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?

Josh: Your wife's chili.

by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022