Soapy French Whore

A phrase used to describe one is wearing a cologne or perfume that reminds one of sweet smelling French women.

Dude, you girlfriend smells like a soapy french whore.

by Spotted Zebra March 13, 2009

Spaying febreze

The act of Farting in a matter which it sounds like you have spayed some febreze, sometimes confusing people into thinking that plesant smells are about to embace them-will piss your friends off.

Person 1: Dude what smells like shit in here.
Person 2: Sorry I'm spaying febreze

by Eitsu August 3, 2011

sappy

HAYLEY JANE VANOVARIES.

hayley is sappiest son of a gun to ever walk the earth. shes so sappy that she doesnt even want to graduate.

by NONSAP October 18, 2008

National Send a Soapy Titty Pic Day

May 5th is national soapy titty pics day. Where you send a soapy titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic.

Soapy Titty Pic: A soapy titty pic is usually taken in the shower, although all that is needed is some soap. Typically celebrated on National Send a Soapy Titty Pic Day

Angela: Hey James! Check your phone I sent you a soapy titty pic to honor May 5th!

James: Aw thank you Angela! You’re the best!

by DaRealst May 5, 2022

spap

An exclamatory response which usually indicates or refers to a social event being ruined by this very word. Use to annoy the one-time-director of Civic Arts, P.P. (the Junior Arts members know him)in which he went bright red and threatened to kick out his only source of income-- only to be fired later that year anyway.

Paramedic: Give this man air! I need to preform a tripple bypass on his left pinky now! I--what the hell are you doing, kid??!!

Kid: Spap! Spap! Spap! (*Note: because of this kid yelling spap nonstop to the paramedic, he was unable to preform the life-saving techniques needed to save a downed man's life. There for he died, and the annoying kid ran away, shitting his pants in glee.

by ThatTreeOutside March 28, 2003

Sappy

That thing that happens in between your legs when something is just was too awesome for life.

Girl one: Did you see that dudes beard? He just made me sappy. I'm going to have to clean that up.

Girl two: You're walking funny. You should go nosh on him.

Girl one: I know.

by natbrutat November 23, 2010

Sappy

if you want to date your bro's friends that are the same sex

DSL-Dick Sucking Lips

by Anonymous August 6, 2003