solofuck

The strange ability to bend his own cock into his own asshole.

Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!

I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

Sneaky Salmon

The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.

Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.

Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!

by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013

salmonella

a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.

"Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella"

by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007

Salmon Dance

A song by the Chemical Brothers.

A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.

When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.

by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008

Vocal solo

A vocal solo occurs when an artist decides to vocally improvise during a song. They are marked by either intense and sudden crescendos or quick octave fluctuations.

Vocal solos are very difficult to perform because creating a new set of lyrics on the spot is something many artists cannot do. As a result, vocal solos often feature artists singing indiscernible lyrics or repeating a word/phrase.

Also see: "Bonus chorus"

"I thought the shat had hit the roof until Aretha laid down that vocal solo... Improvising was a good move because that shit was bunk. But it was powerful, man! It brought a tear to my eye."

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

solo leveling

solo leveling is the best manga to ever exist

bro what is the best manga to ever exist?

i think its solo leveling

by ajijwjdowjoewjpjjewf lol September 22, 2020

Soloact

A soloact act is what you get when you cross an egotistical dysfunctional musician with Karaoke. Usually plays 70's jukebox music backed by midi instrumentation. More popular in places where nobody popular tours, like Australia, Canada, Northern France and the ultimate entertainment hot spot...South Africa. In London Ontario soloacts rank high in popularity right behind wedgie pulling and five pin bowling.

"hey Gord, I hear theres a soloact act playing at the Legion tonight!"
"Nah Dougie, I'm going over to Canadian Tire to check out radiator hoses, eh"

by Sid Bonfire June 16, 2008