roman soldier

When you lay your cock across the length of someone's nose imitating the protective nose guard of the ancient Roman Soldier's helmet.

Last night I was going to give Julie a Tea Bag but instead decided to switch it up a bit and give her a Roman Soldier instead.

by Jason K March 27, 2003

Soldier

A patriot that fights for his team, has multiple rocket launchers and loves Sun-Zu.

Soldier: UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

by ThatFagWithTheBlackBox October 16, 2011

sled

Your ride, vehicle, conveyance, autovoiture. Could be a car, truck, motorcycle, whatever.

Shit, that is one fine sled you drivin'

by Dr. Badwrench January 7, 2007

Tough Sledding

A period of difficulty within some activity.

When I was reading Hegel I found some parts understandable but some other parts were tough sledding.

by jazzbox November 27, 2010

Dat Face Soldier

An obscure meme of a few Serbian soldiers making horrible yet amusing music. The base for every "Remove" loop.

Dat Face Soldier is funny, but the music is sort of bad at first.

by xiuhcoatl666 February 14, 2012

Ghetto Sled

An old beat up car whose only asset is a set of rims that are way to big for the car. Most cars like it would have been crushed into cubes at this point.

Damn did you see that ghetto sled over there? It has so many rust holes it looks like it was in a driveby, but those 2,000 dollar rims sure are sharp.

by ladragnfly December 25, 2007

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007