Burlap Sacking

The act of throwing a bag or pillow case over someone's head and beating them mercilessly with fists or another blunt object.

Dave's such an ass. He's due for a Burlap Sacking.

by GI Jones October 30, 2011

fruit sucking

When and individual is sucking another's adam's apple.

It was steamy in the room and John was fruit sucking the shit out of max.

by Avoo Nosredna March 7, 2017

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

Cock sucking personality

Someone that is too influenced by the people around them. Usually people that are bad influences. You’re basically sucking their cock trying to be like them.

She has a cock sucking personality.

by RH477 October 26, 2022

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

A dick worth sucking

Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.

Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say

Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.

Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking

by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019