slurt

When an asian person with an accent says slut, it turns out like this.

I just move here from Asia and there are so many slurt here!

by SLURT ALERT! March 6, 2008

snortch

First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.

"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"

"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."

by Dr. MD May 2, 2010

Scurted

To be tossed or thrown away.

She was a bitch so I scurted her ass. Scurt Scurt!

by aLc October 21, 2012

Snart

A combination of a sneeze and an accidental fart. Usually happens when you sneeze really hard. The pressure of the sneeze forces out a loud, wet-sounding, unexpected fart.

Damn these allergies! I let out a huge, smelly snart in the middle of class.

by dddvvvccc September 14, 2013

Snart

A fart that sounds like the voice of Snarf from the hit 1980's animated television series, Thundercats.

Your roommate hears a sound coming from you bedroom:

"Dude, are you watching Thundercats?!"

"Naww man, I just snarted. Sorry about that."

by ChewbaccasPants12 July 29, 2014

snorting glitter

When you can't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017

Snart

When an individual sneezes and farts due to the sheer force of the sneeze.( Not to be confused with Leonard Snart who is a comic-book character)

Frankie:"Hey man, how'd your date with Ashley go?"
Jimmy:"There was awkward silence when she first sat down. But then she accidentally snarted and we both started laughing. I loosened up a bit myself, the rest of the date was fun and we totally banged."
Frankie:"Good for you man, I told you she was the one for you."

by Neil Gaiman fanboy August 15, 2018