Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

skurfercer

A nappy headed mexican with feet like sand paper!

Tanya where is your skurfercer...

by Daddy March 22, 2004

Butthole Surfer

A band known for thier incredulous lyrics

Shane loves the butthole surfers.

by Ghero January 28, 2007

butthole surfer

A man who enjoys anal sex with other men.

Alex is a total butthole surfer.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

butt surfer

One who fucks butts in such a manner that it appears he "surfs" from butt to butt

Oh he's totallya butt surfer.

by Levi Morris April 18, 2005

surfer boy

A strait guy who can very easily be sedused by a gay guy.

I could get him easily; he's a surfer boy.

by Alex1231 June 30, 2004