chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 31, 2013

Frosty The Snowman

When you put an ice cube where the sun dont shine during touchy touchy time an ✨finish✨

My gf and i tried frosty the snowman the othet day

by d0ntc0meafterme August 10, 2021

Frosty the snowman

The act of having sex doggy style and shoving two ice cubes and a carrot in your girls ass

Christmas Eve Cindy and I were having sex, I ran to the kitchen and got some ice and a carrot , then returned to give her a frosty the snowman.

by EET3 November 18, 2022

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Don’t go in there bro, just made the biggest snowman

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021

Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Just made the biggest snowman in there

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021