Barney The Snowman

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human

My god is Barney The Snowman.

by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

Indominable Snowman

A snowman who cannot be fucked with.

The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.

by Tamarashayne October 9, 2019

Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it

Just made the biggest snowman in there

by AdellaRules July 15, 2021

snowmanned

Key word for when you are touched by your uncle

Mom uncle billy-Bob just snowmanned me, but I told him I didn't like it

by The wizard of lizard December 21, 2013

Frosty the snowman

The act of having sex doggy style and shoving two ice cubes and a carrot in your girls ass

Christmas Eve Cindy and I were having sex, I ran to the kitchen and got some ice and a carrot , then returned to give her a frosty the snowman.

by EET3 November 18, 2022