snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Snail trailing

When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail

Garry: You want to go to the pub Barry?
Barry: Nah me and my wife are trying snail trailing tonight

by Spicy Simon June 11, 2019

snail farmer

What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.

Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?

by SnailFarmer September 20, 2013

snail trail

term used to describe a wet patch on a bed after sexual intercourse, normally after the woman has sat upright on the side of her bed.

the loose bitch left a snail trail all over my bed after i fucked her brains out last night.

by ratman September 2, 2003