smurgling

When one makes his woman partner gag on his penis by giving it to her too dam hard.

I SMURGLED that fine bitch soo hard she gaged like a leper

by Mr C. June 28, 2004

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

Slurping Your Soup

The act of eating someone out and enjoying all the noodles and chunks of chicken that come along.

I was slurping your soup last night in bedddddd. gettteerrrr done.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011

Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

shurling

To shit and puke or hurl at the same time

Man I was so sick last night, I was shurling. What a mess I shurled every where.

by tisom June 27, 2014

Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue

Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.

by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007