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smurfing

asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.
John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.
by mother smurfer! July 15, 2010
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Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
by Aakell May 10, 2009
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Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual
by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011
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Smurfs

Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.
Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!
by Marshy Sugar Tits I October 7, 2011
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A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)
by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011
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by quechee gorge August 20, 2003
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SMURFING

A cheesy dance that was popular in the late 80's
At the school dance, Tonya and I were smurfing all night!
by buttermymonkey July 27, 2002
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