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Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.
"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."
by F4ilwin July 11, 2016
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The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
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Smoking Down To Brownsville

Smoking a cigarette down to its filter
"Yo look at you! Smoking Down to Brownsville...Just light another one!"
by ArmLova April 26, 2010
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Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit
Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
by JakePealy May 31, 2017
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quit smoking

A grueling, but neccesary, choice.
I never had cavities before I started my 7 year smoking American Spirit habit. Now at age 21, I've already had 5. More than $700 in damage, not counting the pack price in CT which is about $11.50 or more. I wish I quit smoking sooner
by Thepieinthesky January 14, 2018
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poll smoking

Homosexual oral sex behavior. aka. Blow jobs.
by holywakamolyyall May 25, 2006
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