by meh July 4, 2006
Get the puke smoothie mug.Not to be mistaken as a future-tense optional form of the verb infinitive "to smite", to smotify means to destroy utterly with divine force. It originally comes from a misread bit of linux code: sm_notify_0.
Dave: Did you get rickrolled by Kevin yesterday?
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!
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A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.
by cleiger April 21, 2015
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