Smoiste

When your cloth is slightly damp

What close is slightly Smoiste

by Bec,josh,Jane,myah May 5, 2019

Smifs

A rather maths level dedicated to pure retards who struggle to put 2 and 2 together. The class is in the year groups of year 11 and 12. The classes Usually consists of People named mick d and zach hensby.

“ hey Zach we have smifs, let’s not be late as we learning our time stables “

by Stillooo May 26, 2019

Smoofin Stoofu

A jew inserts drugs in your anus with their nose, while charging you an unnecessarily expensive fee.

Did you get your Smoofin Stoofu card?

by TP Defined September 14, 2019

Smof

Smile On My Face

Typically used when Lmao is a bit over exaggerate.

John: oi bro I’m such a virgin I might just shag a sheep
Mark: smof go for it mate haha

by Willy Fred Spivey April 28, 2020

smoibus

nate

nate is such a smoibus

by sweeble May 20, 2020

smiff

it’s a slur basically for black ppl so only black people can say this so if your not a nigger don’t say it ✋

go back and pick cotton you smiff

by cumsock dad January 24, 2021

SmolFast

A good friend, epic person

Oh is it SmolFast
yes

by CreationTail January 11, 2021