Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets?
Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
Jim: No dude he's pullin the classic scootscratch.
by tatijarvis July 30, 2010
Get the Scootscratch mug.The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.
person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
by scooteria October 4, 2010
Get the Scooteria mug.I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
by Doc Molly February 26, 2015
Get the Shoot rainbows out of my ass mug.Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?
by Loonzie June 19, 2019
Get the Scoot and a boot mug.by alla gomma October 26, 2019
Get the Shoot Me With A Stick mug."Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."
"Shoot."
by Lairor December 9, 2004
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