spongebob squarepants

a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge

wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!

by tulip March 16, 2003

Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003

Songer

Non-album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Also songist. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songers than albumists.

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

Sloner

A boner aquired while sleeping. A sleep boner.

Guy 1: Hey man I had such a sloner last night
Guy 2: Why man what were you dreaming about?
Guy 1: Your mom dawg.

by The D Murf February 8, 2009