Damn, James Joyce! If you didn't eat him that fast, that guy woulda went Slamputee on yo' ass... Fosheezie!
by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 19, 2002
Get the Slamputee mug.Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010
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Get the scomp mug.The feeling gained and expression used when winning a big bet and/or the description of someone betting on an '"outsider". i.e "Chasing the scomp"
Bobby: "I cannot believe you are putting a tenner on the 33/1 shot, you are really chasing the scomp there, James"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"
by Gingeinc November 10, 2009
Get the Scomp mug.They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.
We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!
I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.
That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.
That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
by Boston's Nasty T December 16, 2008
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Get the slimpin mug.Really disgusting tits. A word that was made up by Kaleigh and Shelby by starting with the word bestest and adding letters to it.
Ew, she has slompywapleybearstribeastyti's.
by Summer Winter High October 6, 2010
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