sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011

Sloppy Suck

When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)

When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?

by J. dottie September 2, 2013

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

slippery repeat

1) After sex, it is the waiting time(medically known as the refractory period) until the guy is ready to "practice his craft all over again." In most cases both parties are still slippery and sticky from the first time, so he just slides it in and repeats the process. Best outcome is that the dude knows what he's doing and the woman doesn't get to annoyed.

2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.

1) Girl: What are you doing back there?

Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"

2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"

Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."

Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"

by The MI Shocker December 4, 2013

slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Slippery Steam Train

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.

Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

by peronasunlight July 15, 2016