adidas slides

These are the freshest shoes around. They're so nice and your feet feel like they're getting little massages. It's also great bc style ANd function. Take that shit into a creek or a shower or a soccer game when you have those damn socks on and look shaRp.

ps- Don't let nobody tell you they crusty. Trust me these are the best on the block I literally owe my life to them.

Jasmine- Yo I need to look fly and wear something so comfortable. Bonus points if it's Adidas because they dominate.

Kayla- Yeah you should totally get adidas slides! Who the hell doesn't like them?

Jasmine- :)

Kayla- :)))

The End

by Thomas The Tank Engine™ November 30, 2016

National Slides Day

National wear slides day is on April 20.On April 20th You Can Wear Slides(Sandals).

Happy National Slides Day

by Fagvyfcht sfhfbhctr May 28, 2018

Cum slider

Someone who proceedes to ejaculate in a guys ass and then slide his dick out with the cum on it.

"Oh good lord Jerry, your such a good cum slider !"

by Thiccqq boi June 2, 2018

Crispy Slides

A slide deck presentation, often made in power point, that is so sharp and fire it becomes crispy.

These crispy slides really impressed the client, I think we are going to get the engagement

by MurrayHillFinanceBro92 November 15, 2021

Indiana corn slider

The atrocious act of pooping in a condom, putting the fecies filled treat in the freezer; and using it as a dildo.

I gave my girl the Indiana corn slider last night.

by Cornslider May 2, 2016

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.

Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'

by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010