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Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night
he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!
by sexyava June 7, 2011
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subway sleeping bag

Sitting between two guys in FUBU jackets on the subway. (Saturday Night Live, 5/7/11)
I got a nice nap on my way home because Jerome and Tyrone made a nice subway sleeping bag for me.
by funkypeepz June 1, 2011
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Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"
by JessOdair August 31, 2011
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Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.
Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.
by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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