sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".

"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!

by The sensitive one March 13, 2009

sideway sloppy joe

Bangin a chick sideways when she is on the rag

OMG, I heard Dick had some sideway sloppy joe last night!

by WTP May 11, 2009

sideways figure 8 head nod

A gesture which indicates "yes, of course', commonly used in India. This gesture is where people move their head in a strange manner which looks like a sideways figure 8.

When I was in India, I asked people "yes" or "no" questions and when they meant to say "yes", they used a sideways figure 8 head nod to indicate that they meant yes.

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

sideways

Adj. Used to describe a state of varying levels of inebriation.

Dude, after that ninth beer I was totally sideways

by n1 April 16, 2003

59 to sideways

Being so messed up that u know ur gonna pass out within the hour.

She's 59 to sideways....start the countdown.

by Pantherontheprowl August 22, 2011

beat sideways

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006