Swalker

A Tadpole with legs. The next generation of tadpole with larger genitalia.

Omg look at the swalker's crossing the road.

That Swalker is going to be tired after that long walk

by Mega Deal December 27, 2022

shwalup

Scurry around the forest

The shwalup’s scurried around the forest

by Keef2929 May 8, 2023

Shwakakans

A person's tomfoolery or shenanigans towards others

Bob: "Stop your shwakakans! It's not funny!"
George: "HAHAHA NO! I WILL NOT! What are you going to do if I do not stop my shwakakan actions?"

by just another tomfooler May 23, 2023

Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

by connor gabay January 15, 2024

swalkings

when a nigga bounces on yo dick until yo nuts pop

man this nigga was swalkings on me all last night

by qlaking March 18, 2024

Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025

Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015