Shmalentine

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

by kaityFACE January 8, 2008

shpaley

gay,retarted, or fuckin annoying

shut up u r such a shpaley

by suirad February 7, 2008

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

stalement

A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.

Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.

by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004

Shales

Generally a pretty girl, unique in her own ways. She has her moments! Love sharing with others, friendly, forgive but doesn't forget, smart, playful, and different from other girls

You need a Shales in your life

by Shales January 17, 2015