Shrodingers hunger

A person who waits until they see or know what the food is to decide if they're hungry or not
It's typically picky eaters who brush of their pickyness with "I'm not hungry"

Person 1: I'm so hungry
Person 2: It's curry stir-fry for dinner
Person 1: I'm not hungry
Person 2: You got Shrodingers hunger, huh?

by Vestusual May 22, 2023

shlowdinger binger

binge watching jschlatt while ding dong ditching someone

I am a shlowdinger binger.

by Xpspsx May 29, 2023

Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders

That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia

by Dustsans June 28, 2023

Shrodinger’s plot hole

A plot hole that could be great or could be garbage at the same time, until an explanation comes out you will never know

Damn the new spider man movie got a crazy shrodinger’s plot hole

by Demarcusjaquaviusdantethethird July 2, 2023

Shroud of shame

A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.

Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.

by Kassethanon July 3, 2023

Shroading

When you have uncontrollable bowel issues and have to shit on the side road.

Those tacos are burning through me. Pull over so I can shroad before I shit on your seat. I had to shit so bad I ended up shroading right outside Roswell New Mexico.

by Shroad Warrior August 14, 2024

shrodingers feminist

A woman is simultaneously and victim and empowered until something occurs where she’ll choose between which state benefits her the most.

A shrodingers feminist chooses to victimizes herself to gain money and sympathy from horny men online.

Then, she claims to be empowered and she “dont need no man”

by Magikca October 29, 2023