Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.
by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025
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Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
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Get the Zoom and Shroom mug.When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.
While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023
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Person 1: Hey look at that mushroom, it seems like it has a christmas hat
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!
by BlackNinjaKR November 24, 2021
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1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024
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