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shlade

NOT an inside joke, simply a cheap water pipe i would like to share
a gatorade/vitamin watter bottle one melts a hole in the side and inserts a 4-5in long plastic tube in the melted hole. then one aquires a small metal cone (bowl). put another hole on the back of the bottle near the top. then you fill up the water bottle with very little water ( to much water, to big of bubbles). at this point, get a tupperware (not to big) and insert your favorite heral smoking plant (weed) and a appropriate ammount of spliff (rolling tobacco tastes the best) chop up the soulution with your favorite pair of sciccors. scoop the mixture into the metal cone and hit the shlade
be sure to hit very slowly or else the bottle will fill up to fast and you wont be able to clear it. smoke who bowl to your face, load it again and pass that shit.

average price for shlade 5-7$
gatorade bottle 1.50$
tubing 1.78-5$(depending on how much you buy
cone 1-2$

getting realllllly high priceless
yo we should go hit some shlades, they get you so stoned.

shit we need to go to ace hardware and a headshop to make a shlade to get really stoned

can also be called, the gado, a shlood, gatorade, shlooderado, shladeville, earl,
by smetude November 21, 2010
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throw shade on you

As a tree throws shade on the grass under it inhibiting its growth, throwing shade on someone is being negative to their idea or attitude.
I don't mean to throw shade on you but you do have other choices to consider.
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50 Shades of Gay

When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.

Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.
by Richard Brook July 5, 2012
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Slim Shadey

1st of all you guys dont know how to spell SHADY. Don't sweat it though lol. but yea slim shady is a pretty dope rapper. Got some seriously hard lyrics. FO SHO! Alter Ego to Eminem.
Marshall Mathers aka Eminem aka Slim Shady has won shit loads of awards.

Slim Shady is not spelled slim shadey! hahaha.
by lazy mofo July 25, 2006
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aviators [pimp shades]

one of the most badass style of sunglasses there are. uses for dudes include:
1)hiding ur state of stoned or drunk that would normally show in your pupils
2)checkin out chicks without being noticed due to the common mirrored lenses
3)lookin like a pimp in general
dude those aviators pimp shades are filthy
by ginger rocker October 29, 2008
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schrader

perfect for knowing how to exceed in everything and know everything!!!
me: why are you so special??

schrader: because im a superhero with every power im great
by schradizzle February 3, 2010
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Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005
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