shamp

Commonly refers to a person who acts like a fuckin retard in public whilst maintaining overall mental stature.

Can also refer to someone who acts like they are baked, fried, high, drunk, crunked, or otherwise fucked outta their mind from some sort of drug, when they are actually as sober a cop.

Meaning 1:

What the fuck is that stupid shamp doing trying to act retarded...hes just tryin to get a free sucker from that bitch-ass cashier..basterd.

Meaning 2:

Guy 1: Yo man look at the drunk dude tryin to sweet talk that ugly chick over their

Guy 2: Man hes not drunk at all, hes tryin to get some ugly wizard sleeve pussy, what a fuckin shamp.

by Shoosty69 December 8, 2007

Shampoop

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

by beeb0 August 21, 2006

Shampaggin

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.

Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.

by Kif3000 December 6, 2010

Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

by yuhhhhhhh June 23, 2019

Shampoo fishing

This is where you kill someone soak them in shampoo and stick a fishing rod up their pussy.

I did the old shampoo fishing to your girl

by Random personlmao April 21, 2020

Shap

Stands for She Has A Penis. Used to point out a girl with a man-ish apeal. Also used as a noun. When used as a noun it means a girl who might have a penis or looks like a man

Shap at 12 o'clock!

My new boss looks like a Shap.

by shapisawesome May 13, 2011

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003