loud shirt

A shirt with bright, contrasting colours that doesn't match anything. Hell, it doesn't even match itself.

Chris was wearing a loud shirt yesterday, it was lime green with pink and purple polka dots.

by Rebecca Lyall April 21, 2005

shirt shart

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009

Shiitake

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit

oh shiitake mushrooms

by ihategeometry October 15, 2003

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

by elursocaT September 28, 2008

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

i like your shirt

what guys use to cover up the fact they are staring at your tits.

*your wearing a plain yet really tight shirt*
*guy friend walks by*

guy -"hey i like your shirt"

your thinking WTF ...?

by cupcakes- December 18, 2011