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Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤
If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.
by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021
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cuntbag shitstain ex

A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex September 2, 2016
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Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.
Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.
by neatoh September 6, 2010
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Shitstick

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.
1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.
by HateMan01 & AllCaffeine March 7, 2009
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Shiesta

When a man or wants to fuck a bitch or sexy female. Used normally by a cool person that is trying to fuck a 6 or above.
McCoy is feeling kinda shiesta today.
by Lando Bando December 28, 2020
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shest

An article of clothing that is composed of a vest that is attached to a shirt.
Did you see the hideous shest he was wearing?
by Fashion Forward January 11, 2009
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