poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

sheetal

She who will hangup on all the conversation in the middle and go off topic.

Basically every girl these days is becoming sheetal.
And specially you Sheetal.

by slurpyMonsterrr August 13, 2018

sheet

A termed used to refer to a quantity of blotter paper. Typically 100 hits of LSD.

I made sure to bring my sheet of acid to the Phish show so I could sell it to the hippies.

by Bo Cephus January 28, 2003

sheet

How people from ATL say shit.

Awwwwwwww sheet, y'all done fucked up and let me into this bitch.

by Jawn March 31, 2005

poop sheet

A technical manual, or a specification sheet, especially in the fields of electronic and communications engineering.

"Give me the poop sheet on that BC-310 Transmitter!"

by Poop Sheet Reader October 8, 2006

short sheet

Short sheeting is a prank use when you rig a person's bed, here's how. First they have to have more than one blanket or sheet (one on the top and one on the bottom). Take the one on the bottom and pull out the part of the sheet out of under the bottom part of the mattress and tuck the top part of the sheet under the top part of the mattress. Then fold the bottom half of the sheet to look like it's still the way it was before. When they get in the bed they think their legs will stretch to the end of the bed like normal but little do they know the bed has been short sheeted and they will not be able to get their legs to the bottom of the of the bed because the folded part of the sheet will be in the way.

"Amy poured water on me in my sleep!"

"Let's short sheet her bed."

by Ike Rydell July 21, 2008

Sheet Bandit

A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.

Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

by Biddles October 4, 2009