sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013

shaving your purse

The act of shaving a man's scrotum.

Cheryl: what did you do last night?

Geena: well, Bill and I we had wild sex.
but before I told him I am shaving your purse!

by shaved balls of jay thomas January 26, 2014

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020