William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

Sharese

Sharese is a kind, creative, and talented soul you’ll only meet once in the galaxy. She always seems to find the positive side of life, but this is annoying to some around her. Shareses can be over trusting which leads to her being used, but Sharese is not naive. She is the bridge to all relationships around her. When she’s finds good people she introduces them to her other friends around her causing a chain reaction of bonds. Sharese strives for excellence and is one of the smartest people around. Most of all Sharese loves to love, but doesn’t open up to everyone at first. When you find a Sharese, treasure her. For she is one of a kind.

I wish I was as smart as Sharese.

Sharese is so different

by -Sharese October 23, 2019

Perv shades

Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.

Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.

by Lolo10l July 6, 2011

Three Shades of Crazy

When someone acts in a way that is considered abnormally crazy, insane, or severly inbalanced. Also, used to describe someone who is oblivious to their surrounding causing them to be rude, obnoxious, or just annoiying to you.

"She must be three shades of crazy if she thinks she's gonna cut in front of me."

"You know he's three shades of crazy."

"Honey, I have bad news, I went to the Doctor today and they diagnosed me as three shades of crazy."

by VIZBR October 3, 2011

banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

by MrShadowy May 25, 2021

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

hater shades

Glasses worn at any time, including at night or in a club, to show that you always need to block out the haters with your (fashionable) (sun) glasses.

Everybody in the club is staring me down, but its alright I got my hater shades on.

by toastboy55 July 31, 2006