a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter
by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014
Get the shannon-drunk mug.An assertive girl who knows what she wants in life, but never acts on it. Typically Shannons are attractive and have a dark side. Shannons are smart but very lazy. They are witty, and extremely sassy. Shannons make good friends to party with and they'll always have your back once you're close to them.
"Hey that's that Shannon girl right?"
"Yeah, she's my friend"
"I heard she's a bitch"
"Nah, she's cooler then you"
"Yeah, she's my friend"
"I heard she's a bitch"
"Nah, she's cooler then you"
by gotmyshannybanny August 29, 2011
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A beautiful girl inside and out. Good listener, very sporty, and likes nature. She will always be there for you and be your friend when you need one. If you meet a green eyed shannon she will love you for you, and take care of you. When you meet a green eyed shannon don't let her pass you by you wont regret meeting her.
oh my god, i met a girl named shannon today, green eyes, loves sports, and nature, shes perfect for me im so glad i met her!
by sdavbsdljvk August 6, 2011
Get the Shannon mug.A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
Get the santonic mug.That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.
That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007
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