serviced

To have your dick blown, till you nut down a girls throat.

Dogg!!!!!! Your mom serviced my dick last night in your room!

by D money June 29, 2004

Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

sexual service

To provide a paid service of sexual gratification by a prostitute or hooker.

To willingly provide sexual gratification as a service to show obedience. Most likely in a relationship that is defined by power eg. Master, Dom or Domme.

Paying for sexual service is illegal in some countries.

by __Jamie__ September 19, 2014

lip service

In lesbian culture, oral sex.

Jane gave Lucy serious lip service last night.

by your little sister's boyfriend December 31, 2006

sevie treatment

often takes place for an entire year- the 8th graders generally pick on innocent 7th graders and make their lives hell simply because their parents reproduced a year too late or something. for some reason, the summer they are thirteen, the former sevies tend to become assholes in 10 weeks, and when they return to junior high, the cycle starts all over again. and you wonder why the 7th grade class is always bigger than the 8th grade class? geez.

*7th grader bumps into 8th grader*
8th grader: ahhhh, sevie attack! respect your elders, you little bitch!
7th grader: (thinks: sit on it and rotate) um, sorry?
8th grader: don't talk to me. i don't talk to sevies. (to friends, later) this sevie totally attacked me in the hall!
bitchy 8th grader friend: want me to beat her up for you?
8th grader: hell yeah. thanks. you're such a good friend. it's not like WE were ever that young, right?
bitchy 8th grader friend: 'course not. we were born thirteen... so they totally deserve the sevie treatment.

by Beckie <33 February 1, 2008

serviceable

A woman that, while not top notch, is still a candidate for....you know....doing it.

- She's good looking, right?

- Eh...she's serviceable.

- Indeed, my friend.

by Tadou January 5, 2011

YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.

Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009