casual sexting

Combination of casual sex and sexting
the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later but knowing that that won't lead to any long term relationship

Guy: "I hate how our relationship will never progress beyond casual sexting."
Guy 2: "That's what happens when you get stuck in the friend zone."

by Paco Jones November 27, 2009

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010

Sexting

The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.

"My friend Katy said we were going to drive up to Mile Rise, because some older boys wanted to determine its exact position relative to the moon. I didn't want to tell my mom what we were doing, because she doesn't approve of sexting, so I told her I was staying over at Katy's house."

by Sir Pennyfeather April 7, 2010

sitting

the thinking man's sport.

philosophers are always seen in a big leather chair, scratching their chins and SITTING.

"-i think i'm going to take a run and clear my mind.
-yeahh i'm actually going to sit and ponder world issues...dumbass"

by mimigethyphy January 11, 2008

Sexting

Sending a text message so long that it becomes divided into six SMS (text) messages. Since SMS messages have a character limit of 160 characters, including spaces, many modern phones allow the sending of longer messages that it divides into multiple segments. Any message that is longer than 800 characters would be a sext.

(Insert 800-960 characters in a text message) = sexting

by Jawsome Masticator February 3, 2010

Sexting

To have a arousing conversation through dirty text messages or sexual delight

I was sexting with my girl last night and boy did it get raunchy. Did you no where she likes to keep her phone when its on vibrate?

by Crew "Spank" Ryan March 25, 2008