Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019

Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.

David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.

by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

Anti-Semantic

When people are upset by the choice of words you use. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

For example, if you were to use “death” to describe “dismantling an institution”, and someone takes offence. They were to say, “hey saying death to an institution is just as bad as murdering babies and committing genocide.”You could call that person an Anti-Semantic. Or you could say their views are Anti-Semantic.

by Words are okay June 30, 2025

Scheming for Seman

A girl/guy who is on a mission to get laid by any means necessary

Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight

Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone

by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020